This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o’clock race – so I backed the seventh. Did it win? …
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What’s the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
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Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
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What runs all day but never gets tired? Water.
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Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
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So the bus driver said to the string, “Are you a string?” and the string said, “No, I’m afraid not”. (A frayed knot).
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Q: Why couldn’t the animals on Noah’s Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
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Q. What’s te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead, but there’s something growing in the refrigerator.
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Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn’t come back from the photo store? A. “Some day my prints will come!”
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Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.
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