Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD I’ll HANG AROUND!
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where …
Přečíst celý »The world’s most incredibly lazy man found
The world’s most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. “They’re yours, but what are they for?” the genie asked. “I’m tired of walking everywhere–I want to …
Přečíst celý »There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Přečíst celý »Martin asked David, “In which
Martin asked David, “In which state does the Ohio River run?” David answered with cool, “In the liquid state.”
Přečíst celý »A man walks into a palm reader store and asks
A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, “Could you read my palm?” He shows his hand to her, and she says, “But…I can’t read your hand.” “Why?” the man asks. “I don’t understand your handwriting,” the woman replies.
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A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, “how much did you pay for that?” “I paid through the nose!” he replied’
Přečíst celý »A guy goes to a girl’s house
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks …
Přečíst celý »Q: Where do people who say “shoot” and “darn” go
Q: Where do people who say “shoot” and “darn” go to? A: Heck’
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Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit’
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