Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? “Genius has its limits.”
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Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey
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Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
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Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
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Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania
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Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up
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Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I “NEED” you!
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What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.
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Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!
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What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.
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