Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take your pick? Son-in-law: No thanks. I’ll just use the hammer.
Přečíst celý »A woman reported
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy’s photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him. “Yes, please” she replied. “Tell him Mother didn’t come after all.”
Přečíst celý »A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three …
Přečíst celý »The young wife was in tears when she opened
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. “I’ve been insulted,” she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me.” “My mother!” he exclaimed. “But she is a hundred miles away.” “I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.” He looked …
Přečíst celý »How do you cook vegatables in the
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.
Přečíst celý »What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Přečíst celý »Why did the janitor take early retirement?
Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn’t pay.
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What kind of hair do oceans have? …Wavy hair.
Přečíst celý »Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your
Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma’s bed? Fred: Because I couldn’t find a snake.
Přečíst celý »My mother-in-law has got
My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes.
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