What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I’m wringing wet.
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Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.
Přečíst celý »It was so hot when we went on holiday last
It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other’s shadow.
Přečíst celý »Clown: Why are you wearing such a large
Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
Přečíst celý »Q: How many Mafia
Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.
Přečíst celý »Q: How many circus performers does it take to
Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!
Přečíst celý »Coleman
Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job. “Have you any experience in coal mining?” asked the clerk. “Yeah, in Pennsylvania,” he replied. “They’re using that new safety lamp down there now, aren’t they?” “Ah don’t know, mister,” said Coleman. “I worked on …
Přečíst celý »Seems a guy was driving for hours
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*… he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify …
Přečíst celý »The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. “What are you doing?” the mother-in-law asked. “I am waiting for my husband to come home from work.” the daughter-in-law replied. “Why …
Přečíst celý »A young family moved into a
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family’s 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started …
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