A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so …
Přečíst celý »A young banker decided to get his first tailor
A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this …
Přečíst celý »Before going to Europe on business, a man drove
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $6,000. The loan officer was quite taken a back, and requested collateral. “Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce”, the …
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At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flattering her. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when, after 30 minutes, he seriously …
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To
Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So
Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn’t fall asleep.
Přečíst celý »Standing at the edge of the lake, a
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, “My wife is drowning and I can’t swim. Please save her. I’ll give you a hundred …
Přečíst celý »An engineer, an experimental physicist, a
An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: “What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black.” “Well, *some* of …
Přečíst celý »A monastery in the English countryside was
A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work. Then one day two of the monks, who had been discussing the problem, suggested they open a fish and chips stand …
Přečíst celý »Harry was telling his friend about his holiday
Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked, ‘what did you think of the scenery ?’ ‘Oh, I couldn’t see much,’ Harry admitted. ‘There were all these mountains in the way.
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