The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes. ‘Am I too late for the garbage ?’ she called. ‘No,’ replied one of the men, ‘jump right in !
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Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well, they wouldn’t admit it out loud, would they?’
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What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.
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How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
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My brother’s looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can’t find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.
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Sharon: I’m so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I’m sick of it.
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My teacher loves me – she puts kisses against all my sums.
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What did the painter say to her boyfriend? “I love you with all my art!”
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