Do you love me more than you love sleep? “I can’t answer now. It’s time for my nap!”
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What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!
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Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!
Přečíst celý »Why did the kangaroo love the little
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
Přečíst celý »What did one bell say to the other?
What did one bell say to the other? “Be my valenchime!”
Přečíst celý »What happened when the monster kissed his one
What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!
Přečíst celý »What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!”
Přečíst celý »A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. ‘Why
A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. ‘Why don’t you play with your friends?’ he asked. ‘Because I only have one friend,’ the girl replied. ‘And I hate her.
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Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Don’t complain. It only leaks when it rains.
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Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don’t make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.
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