Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.
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She’s so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.
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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage.
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Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.
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Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant.
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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods.
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How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs.
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Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. “Have you ever read Shakespeare?” asked Carmella. “No,” said Mario. “Who wrote it?”
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Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them, they are going to invade Iran.
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Why can’t the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.
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