Why don’t other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !
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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !
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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that one !
Přečíst celý »Why didn’t the two worms get on
Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
Přečíst celý »How can you tell which end of a worm is which
How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
Přečíst celý »What’s a glow worms
What’s a glow worms favourite song ? Wake me up before you glow glow !
Přečíst celý »Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren’t that bright !
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a worm and a young
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !
Přečíst celý »What did the maggot say to another ?
What did the maggot say to another ? What’s a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !
Přečíst celý »How can you tell if you are looking at
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !
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