Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !
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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !
Přečíst celý »QUESTION: What do you get from a bee
QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.
Přečíst celý »What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?
What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!
Přečíst celý »How to fleas travel ?
How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !
Přečíst celý »First Caribou:
First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
Přečíst celý »Boy: What’s the biggest ant in the
Boy: What’s the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it’s an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven’t met my Aunt
Přečíst celý »If a flea and a
If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.
Přečíst celý »A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, “OK, who moved my dog?”
Přečíst celý »How do you make a moth bawl?
How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.
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