What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
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Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.
Přečíst celý »Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.
Přečíst celý »What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story.
Přečíst celý »Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.
Přečíst celý »Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.
Přečíst celý »What did one mosquito say to
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
Přečíst celý »Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, “You bite him ? I’m driving.”
Přečíst celý »A mother moth was telling her baby moth off
A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, “If you don’t eat all your cotton, you won’t get any satin.”
Přečíst celý »How can you make a moth ball ?
How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.
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