Yo’ Mama is so poor, her car came with a kickstand.
Přečíst celý »Three Redneck Lies
— The pickup is paid for.— I won this belt buckle in the rodeo.— I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Kick the Can
Yo’ Mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, “Moving.”
Přečíst celý »Threat or Promise
A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, “If you were my husband, I’d poison your drink.” The man replies, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Jack-O-Lantern
Yo’ Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Hinges
Yo’ Mama is so poor, the front door and the back door of her house are on the same hinge.
Přečíst celý »The Stick
”Did you ever find the guy?” ”What guy?” ”The guy who beat you with the ugly stick!”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Heat
Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I put out my cigarette in her kitchen, she yelled, “Who turned off the heat?”
Přečíst celý »The State of Lawyers
Q: Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California have all the lawyers?A: Because New Jersey got first pick.
Přečíst celý »The Secret of Women
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
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