Yo’ Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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Yo’ Mama is so poor, I sat on a garbage can, and she told me to get off her roof.
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Q: How do you sink a Polish ship?A: Put it in water.
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Yo’ Mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.
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Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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Yo’ Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin?A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
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Yo’ Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, “DING DONG!”
Přečíst celý »The Hole Truth
Q: Why do men have holes in their penises?A: To get oxygen to their brains.
Přečíst celý »The Four Ghosts of the White House
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, “George, what”s the best thing I can do to help the country?”
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