Yo’ Mama is so poor, her checks bounce more than the cast of Baywatch.
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If I wanted any lip from you, I would jiggle my zipper!
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bathing
Yo’ Mama is so poor, bath time is a a family thing.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bath
Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she went to take a bath, the roaches made her wait her turn.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Army
Yo’ Mama is so poor, she joined the Army to get a haircut.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Yearbook
Yo’ Mama is so old, Cleopatra signed her high school yearbook, “BFF.”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Underwear
Yo’ Mama is so old, she has to screw on her underpants around her wrinkles.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Teeth
Yo’ Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Přečíst celý »Thai Rivera: Paying Customer
I can’t stand homeless people. I don’t feel bad about saying it. I don’t mind saying it because I give homeless people money. I give them more money than I should, so I feel, as a paying customer, I have a right to complain.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Sour Cream
Yo’ Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
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