Q: Why couldn’t Texas A&M put on a nativity scene?A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
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Yo’ Mama is so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
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In America, they say it’s 10:00 do you know where your children are?
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Yo’ Mama is so old, she pees rust and farts dust.
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Tell me everything you know…I have a few seconds to waste.
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Yo’ Mama is so old, she got mistaken for a lost resident by the cemetery keeper.
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Yo’ Mama is so old, I took her to see “Jurassic Park” and she started having flashbacks.
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Yo’ Mama is so old, she remembers the Grand Canyon as a ditch.
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Men are like toilets, they’re either taken, unavaliable, taking a piss or just full of s**t.
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Yo’ Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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