I love Wal-Mart, that’s my favorite store. Yeah, I don’t shop there — I just go there when I’m depressed. You don’t need Prozac. Just five minutes in there, you’re like, ‘Damn, my life ain’t that bad.’
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Pauly Shore gets better ass than our president.
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You got Hillary running for senate. Yeah, that’s what America needs — another white male senator.
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Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
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Mormons — man, that is one ‘m’ away from ‘morons.’
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Women do not age pretty. We just fall the hell apart.
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If someone ever says, “What are you staring at?” Say “I don’t know, give me a minute.”
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Three Englishmen drink in a bar and spot an Irishman in the corner.The first Englishman starts to taunt the Irishman, “Did you know that St. Patrick was a sissy?”“Oh, no, I didn’t know that. Thank you.”The second Englishman yells, “Did you know that St. Patrick was a transvestite?”“Oh, no, I …
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Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? On the first offense, they give you Bears tickets; on the second offense, they make you use them.
Přečíst celý »Space Shuttle Redneck
Q: How’d the redneck get lost in space?A: He rolled down the window to spit out his chaw.
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