Two ladies, a Yankee and a Southern Belle, are sitting next to each other on a plane. The Southern Belle turns to the Yankee and asks, “So, where y’all from?”The Yankee replies, “I am from a place where we do not end our sentences with a preposition.”Without missing a beat, …
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