Yo’ Mama is so flat, pirates can’t wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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Why don’t you slip into something comfortable…like a coma.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Yellow Raincoat
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, “Here comes the school bus.”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Yearbook
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41 – 43 in her school yearbook.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… X-Files
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she wore an “X-Files” t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… World Hunger
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Přečíst celý »Six and Five
Q: What has six boobs and five teeth?A: The night shift at Waffle House.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Whales
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes whales look like guppies.
Přečíst celý »Signs It’s a Bad Day
— You wake up on pavement.— You can’t find the clothes you wore home from the party.— Your twin forgets your birthday.— You wake up to discover your waterbed broke, and then remember you don’t have a waterbed.— You wake up with your mouth guard stuck, and then remember you …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Wet Patch
Yo’ Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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