If my pants aren’t at my ankles, don’t open your mouth!
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Water Bed
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she decided to get a water bed, she bought bedding for Lake Superior.
Přečíst celý »Shorty
You are so small that when it rains, you are the last to know.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Sister Is So Ugly… Yo’ Mama
Yo’ sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo’ Mama.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Voting District
Yo’ Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama… Sex Positions
Q: What sexual positions make the ugliest babies?A: I don’t know — ask Yo’ Mama.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Voting
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she votes in her very own district.
Přečíst celý »Shoes
Never say anything about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes – because then you are a mile away and you’ve got his shoes and you can say whatever the hell you want about him
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Volkswagen
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama… Lipstick
Tell Yo’ Mama to stop changing the color of her lipstick — I got a rainbow on my d**k.
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