Insult Jokes

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was born, the doctor announced twins.

Q: Why should lumberjacks shave their legs?A: So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Knock knock.Who’s there?Sham.Sham who?No, not Yo’ Mama.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, every time she turns around, it’s her birthday.

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles on the street, cars slow down.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, it took the train conductor two hours before he could say all aboard.

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so big, she stabs herself in the chest whenever she sneezes.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she wears blue, she looks like a tidal wave.