Insult Jokes

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has to lather up with a Tickle Me Elmo.

Why do women have legs? So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen!

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so gapped, she uses a gate for braces.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she throws her shadow, it breaks the sidewalk.

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, you can use her thong as a hammock.

People do say stupid things. Like when someone you live with is going out, and they go, ‘I’ll be back.’ Don’t rub it in.

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so busted, she can kiss yo’ daddy and comb her mustache at the same time.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.