Isn’t it ironic?’ No, Alanis, it’s unfortunate. You have listed sh*t for three and a half minutes, and everything you mentioned was unfortunate. Now that you have a billion dollars, perhaps you’d like to buy yourself a dictionary because irony is not a ‘black fly in your chardonnay.’
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Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, when she walks by a clock, it goes “Tic Tac.”
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet, they had to install speed bumps.
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I just think people in Los Angeles don’t know what to do when they see a woman who has a little flesh on her. They’re like, ‘What are you, some weird, doughy man?’
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Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, she could clear a chat room.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of “Lost.”
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Using the Internet’s like trying to get help from a retarded librarian.
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Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a dartboard?A: Yo’ Mama’s had more pricks.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, her car is made of spandex.
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What do you call a beautiful girl in Russia? A tourist.
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