Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a hotel?A: Nothing. They both specialize in serving out of town businessmen.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t even float in space.
Přečíst celý »Rudy Rush: Not Fresh
There’s no way you can tell a women she’s not fresh, is there? How are you gonna do it? You’re gonna be like, ‘Um, was you running today?’
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama vs. a Street Walker
Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a street A: Street walkers get more fresh air.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Smoked Turkey
Yo’ Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Přečíst celý »Roseanne and Battleships
Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sleep Shifts
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her body parts sleep in shifts.
Přečíst celý »Rollin’ Down
The better part of you must have rolled down your daddy’s leg.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Skate Park
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her bellybutton is a skate park.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is Such a Drunk… Martinis
Yo’ Mama is such a drunk, if it weren’t for the olives in martinis, she would starve.
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