I’m really trying to like baseball, but I finally figured out why I can’t watch it: I have a pulse.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and “Oh my God, it’s coming towards us!”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Water Fountain
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Přečíst celý »Roger Rittenhouse: Flea Markets
So I go to flea markets to save money… I love to go. I was at a great one last week. Actually, it was a trailer park. People just let me browse through their homes.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Silver Shovel
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Vibrator
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Přečíst celý »Rocks and Women
Q: What do rocks and women have in common?A: Men skip them when they’re flat.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Shoeshine
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she gets her shoes shined, she has to take the shoeshine boy’s word for it.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Ugly Stick
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Přečíst celý »Robert Schimmel: Feminine Hygiene Ads
They do have weird ads. That one with the mother and daughter on the beach — ‘Mom, why do they have douche?’ Why don’t you ask the pelicans that are following you?
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