Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has shocks on her toilet.
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctors thought the placenta was her twin.
Přečíst celý »Rob Weinstein: Wrong Number
Here’s the worst moment on the phone — somebody calls you with a wrong number; then they call you back again to verify their stupidity. They should have special equipment for this: retard redial.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Shadow Protection
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… TV
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the only thing she turns on is the TV.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Shadow
Yo’ Mama is so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Treasure
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Přečíst celý »Republicans in Heaven
Why are there only 12 Republicans in heaven? If there were any more, it’d be hell.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sea World
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets paid to visit Sea World.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Tide
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn’t even take her out.
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