I was in a pizza place today. I saw Scott Baio — that dude could cook.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, yo’ daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she cries, the tears run down her back.
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Last weekend, I went to my family reunion. And you people know, family reunions is that time when you come face to face with your family tree, and you realize some branches need to be cut.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, after she and yo’ daddy are through having sex, he has to roll over twice just to get off her.
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
Přečíst celý »Reid Harrison: Worst Magazine in the World
Hustler Magazine is probably the worst magazine in the world. You ever look at that thing? It’s awful. You just get the impression that their motto is, ‘We don’t spend a whole lot of money on good looking women, and we pass the savings along to you.’
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can roll faster than she can run.
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the clouds.
Přečíst celý »Redneck Recycling
Q: What do Rednecks call four empty Cool Whip containers on a table? A: Salad bowls
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