Yo’ Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Přečíst celý »Rebecca Corry: One Day of Travel
Wouldn’t it be so cool if you can go somewhere for a day and keep the accent like Madonna does?
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Richard Simmons
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes Richard Simmons lose his enthusiasm.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Slingshot
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was a kid, they fed her with a slingshot.
Přečíst celý »Ray Lipowski: All Subliminal
Black people think that everything’s subliminal. I was at the grocery store yesterday; black dude was in the same aisle I was in. I said, ‘Excuse me, can you tell me where the barbeque sauce is at?’ He said, ‘Why? ‘Cause I’m black?’ I said, ‘No, ’cause you got some …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Restaurants
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s banned from all-you-can-eat restaurants.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Shadow
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her shadow runs away from her.
Přečíst celý »Randy Credico: Reagan Library
I went to the Reagan Library today. It’s very nice; it’s very roomy. It’s not cluttered with books except for the ones he’s read, and that one’s being checked out. It’s the Reader’s Digest condensed version of ‘The Cat in the Hat.’
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Refrigerator
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Science Fiction
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she’s donating her body to science fiction.
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