A guy gets pulled over for speeding on a rainy day.The cop says, “Isn’t it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?”The driver says, “Who’s stupid? I’m dry in my car. You’re the one who’s standing out in the rain.”
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses California redwoods to pick her teeth.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Santa
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she wore a paper sack when you went to see Santa so Santa wouldn’t cry for the photo.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Radio
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes the radio skip when she dances.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Sandbox
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was a kid, cats tried to bury her in the sandbox.
Přečíst celý »Proctologists & Bartenders
Q: What’s the difference between a proctologist and a bartender? A: The proctologist only handles one a**hole at a time.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Pumps
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Run-Away
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she ran away from home, her parents called the dog catcher.
Přečíst celý »Preferential Treatment
A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a restaurant. “Men prefer thin women,” said the skinny woman. “Really? Did your boyfriend tell you that?” said the fat one. “No, your boyfriend told me that!”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Portrait Sitting
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went in for a portrait, the photographer charged for a family sitting.
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