Insult Jokes

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, not even her Rice Krispies will talk to her.

Yo’ daddy’s so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she needs six frames for her portrait.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.

You’re so poor, thieves break into your house and leave things.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she left her home country, the population dropped by 10%.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, if ugliness was a record, she would go triple platinum.

If I needed any s**t from you, I’d squeeze your head.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes rainbows sad.