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Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she wears a polka dot dress, people play Twister.
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she once got stuck between the North and South Pole.
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the alarm went off when she walked out of the pet store.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses a soccer field for a pool table.
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I saw a lady a few weeks ago at my gym… She was on the stationary bike, wearing a helmet. I was like, I have to do something here to mess with her; there’s gotta be something I can do. I started looking around. I went to the pool, and …
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
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People that drive a gas-guzzling SUV and they put a flag on it — that’s like a whore wearing a rosary.
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