Yo’ Mama is so ugly, Yo’ Daddy first met her at the pound.
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Hoboken — lovely town, often called ‘the Tennessee of New Jersey,’ I believe.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she tried boarding Noah’s ark, Noah yelled out the window, “We only need one of those.”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Looks Up
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she looks up, it starts to rain.
Přečíst celý »Oprah and Airport Security
Q: Did you hear why Rosie O’Donnell got arrested?A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Night and Day
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she causes night and day.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Looks Lottery
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when God was giving out looks, she must’ve been petting a bulldog.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Nickname
Yo’ Mama’s so fat, her nickname is “Daaaamn!”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Incubator
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, they put her in a tinted incubator when she was born.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Imaginary Friend
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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