Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big.
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.
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A mime is walking aimlessly through a forest.A tree falls on him.Does anyone care?
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, “Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo’ Mama.”
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
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They don’t get the philosophy jokes in Alabama. They think Descartes is the thing you put before de-horse.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, you need a map to pass her on the street.
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I can’t even describe her ’cause I’m too scared to look.
Přečíst celý »Microsoftie
Q: What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on their wedding night?A: “Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!”
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