Insult Jokes

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, your family portraits hang themselves.

Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan State fans?A: A whine cellar.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, every car she gets into becomes a low rider.

Yo’ Mama is so skanky, when yo’ daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.

Ladies, they call this a ‘half shirt’ for a reason: only half of y’all are supposed to wear this.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

Q: Why are men like blenders?A: Every woman who has one doesn’t know why.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, after God said, “Let there be light,” he had to push her fat ass over to make it happen.

Q: How are men like lava lamps? A: They’re fun to look at, but they’re not that bright.