Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, your family portraits hang themselves.
Přečíst celý »Michigan State Fans
Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan State fans?A: A whine cellar.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Low Rider
Yo’ Mama is so fat, every car she gets into becomes a low rider.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Doggie Style
Yo’ Mama is so skanky, when yo’ daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Přečíst celý »Michael Jr.: Belly Shirts
Ladies, they call this a ‘half shirt’ for a reason: only half of y’all are supposed to wear this.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lipstick
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
Přečíst celý »Men and Blenders
Q: Why are men like blenders?A: Every woman who has one doesn’t know why.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Light
Yo’ Mama is so fat, after God said, “Let there be light,” he had to push her fat ass over to make it happen.
Přečíst celý »Men & Lava Lamps
Q: How are men like lava lamps? A: They’re fun to look at, but they’re not that bright.
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