Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t lift her own spirit.
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn’t know which end to slap.
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor charged extra for having to touch her.
Přečíst celý »Marsha Warfield: What Is a Bitch?
I think a bitch is a kind of woman who would wear a mirror on the back of her skirt so you can see what kind of fool you are when she tells you to kiss her ass.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Legs
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she walks down the street, her legs bargain with each other: “You let me go, I’ll let you pass”; “You let me go, I’ll let you pass.”
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, yo’ dad only takes her out on Halloween.
Přečíst celý »Married Tennessee Football Player
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Leather
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she when wears leather pants to a party, people sit on her booty thinking it’s a couch.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Cookie Dough
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she stuck her face in cookie dough and made gorilla cookies.
Přečíst celý »Mark Pitta: Sean Penn’s Face
I was watching a Sean Penn movie the other day. Doesn’t Sean Penn have that face like he’s looking at a menu and hates the food?
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