The Democrats are the worst. They call Bill Clinton the ‘most electable’ of the Democrats. It’s like calling Moe the ‘smart’ Stooge.
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The Democrats are useless. If they were asked to form a firing squad, they’d all get into a circle.
Přečíst celý »Why Women Don’t Need Driver’s Licenses
Why don’t women need driver’s licenses? Because there are no roads between the laundry room and the kitchen!
Přečíst celý »Why PMS?
Q: Why do they call it PMS?A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Přečíst celý »Why Man Before Woman
Q: Why did God create man before woman?A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy.
Přečíst celý »Why Do Men Float?
Why do men float better than women? Because they’re scum.
Přečíst celý »Why did the city build a graveyard…
Q: Why did the city build a graveyard across the street from the retirement home? A: So all the old people can see there futures!
Přečíst celý »Whiskey and Michael Jackson
Q: What does a good whiskey have in common with Michael Jackson?A: It’s also a seven-year-old liquor.
Přečíst celý »Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein …
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein and a bucket of crap? The bucket.
Přečíst celý »What’s the hardest thing about rollerblading?
Q: What’s the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents you’re gay.
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