Insult Jokes

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she smiles, her face looks a cheeseburger — with bacon.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she couldn’t get a date on a calendar.

Q: What’s the difference between men and batteries?A: Batteries have a positive side.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t stand in single file.

Yo’ Mama’s so ugly, if ugly were bricks, she could build homes for all the homeless.

Q: What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A: A woman who won’t do what she’s told.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she had to get you drunk to breastfeed.

How many men does it take to mop a floor? None. It’s a woman’s job.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars… .