Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she smiles, her face looks a cheeseburger — with bacon.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Ironing
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Calendar
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she couldn’t get a date on a calendar.
Přečíst celý »Male Voltage
Q: What’s the difference between men and batteries?A: Batteries have a positive side.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… In Line
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t stand in single file.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bricks
Yo’ Mama’s so ugly, if ugly were bricks, she could build homes for all the homeless.
Přečíst celý »Male Chauvinist Pig
Q: What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A: A woman who won’t do what she’s told.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Breastfeed
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she had to get you drunk to breastfeed.
Přečíst celý »Male Animal
How many men does it take to mop a floor? None. It’s a woman’s job.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hopscotch
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars… .
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