Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it wouldn’t come back.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she finally turned herself around during the “Hokey Pokey,” everyone gave her a welcome back party.
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she make blind kids cry.
Přečíst celý »Mad Cow Immunity
Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease? A: They’re all pigs.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… High-Five
Yo’ Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Barking
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Heaven
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke the stairway to Heaven.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bananas
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, kids at the zoo feed her bananas.
Přečíst celý »M.A.R.I.N.E.
Q: What does “Marine” stand for? A: Muscles are required; intellegence not expected.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Harpooned
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went swimming, she got harpooned.
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