Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Grease the Door
Yo’ Mama is so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Baboon
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she’s going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Přečíst celý »Lucky Breaks & Crying Shames
Q: What is the definition of a “lucky break”?A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.Q: What is the definition of a “crying shame”?A: There was an empty seat.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Gravy
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she cut herself shaving, gravy poured out.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Animal Crackers
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, they use her face to make animal crackers.
Přečíst celý »Lucky Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child.”The woman worriedly asks, “What’s wrong with it?”The doctor says, “There’s nothing really wrong with it, it’s just a little different. It’s a hermaphrodite.”The woman …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Grand Canyon
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Accident Report
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, cops stop her to ask if she reported the accident.
Přečíst celý »Louis Ramey: Mutants in Mobile
Last week I was in Mobile, Alabama — very glad to be here. There are mutants in Mobile. They got social mutants. They got rednecks wanting to be yuppies, couldn’t quite make that crossover. Bought BMWs, put mud-tires on ’em. Know what I’m talking about? Porsches with rifle-racks. Deep-fried sushi. …
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