Yo’ Mama is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a “Yo’ Grandmama Is So Stupid” joke book.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, you can spot her on Google Maps.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, Goodyear wanted to fly her over the Super Bowl.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she didn’t want the window seat on her flight because she thought the breeze might mess up her hair.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
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