Yo’ Mama is so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes.”
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I went to a gym. They offered me free membership for life if I posed for a ‘don’t let this happen to you’ poster.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Getting Acquainted
Yo’ Mama is so fat, I’ve known her for seven years and still haven’t met yo’ whole mama.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Useless
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she’s as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Přečíst celý »Len Austrevich: Santa Claus Calls
Tried to get a little rest before the show. The phone kept ringing — ring, ring, ring, ring — this morning, ring, ring, ring. Pick it up, ‘Hello?’ ‘Hello, is Len there?’ I said, ‘Yeah, this is Len. Who’s this?’ Said, ‘It’s Santa Claus. I’m sorry, did I wake you?’ …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Game Over
Yo’ Mama’s so fat, her scale reads “Game Over.”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Urine Test
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she couldn’t pass a urine test.
Přečíst celý »Lawyers’ Word Processor
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Fur Coat
Yo’ Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Unemployment
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she gave her neighbor a blow job because she thought it would help his unemployment.
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