Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she’s gathered full sweaters.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she ate a TV dinner and choked on the antenna.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 18 years to live.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when I asked her to turn on the TV, she started stripping.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, the local gym referred her to an evangelical church where they have a better chance of performing miracles.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?A: Depends on how deep you stack them.
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