Insult Jokes

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s gotta call the fire department when her hemorrhoids get inflamed.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when fighter pilots see her, they say, “Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o’clock.”

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought Subway made trains.

Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?A: People wouldn’t lick them.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she couldn’t identify a picture of her feet.

Yo’ Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.

Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan over a cliff. What’s the tragedy?A: The minivan could’ve held eight lawyers.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she stamped her foot and missed the ground.

Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?A: They don’t become so attached to the lawyers.