Insult Jokes

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke the family tree.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought spitball was a sport.

Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?A: Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when the officer told her she broke the speed limit, she offered to fix it.

Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from law school?A: A lobotomy.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, instead of a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the pants.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went skydiving, she caused an eclipse.