Insult Jokes

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

I met Hillary Clinton about seven months ago. Talk about strange bedfellows’ right there. And we didn’t even really talk to each other — we kinda just stood next to each other at the urinal for a couple of minutes.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses duct tape for band-aids.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she got to the sex question on the job application, she wrote “not lately.”

My sister — kind of on the huge side — she weighs about 300 pounds, she’s about 4’11”. It’s a pretty picture. We buy her clothes in those specialty stores for the bigger gal, like Lane Bryant. Clothes come in three sizes: Jumbo, Husky, and Oh My God It’s Moving …

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her driver’s license says, “picture continued on other side.”

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she doesn’t know whether to scratch her watch or wind her butt.

I hate people on Halloween. They don’t carve their pumpkin out; they’ll just, like, paint a face on it. You know what I’m talking about? But some people won’t even do that. They’ll paint a face, but it won’t even be on a pumpkin, it’ll be on a piece of …

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she dresses like a Chevrolet and gets in free at the drive-in.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps.