Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: An ironing board’s legs are hard to open
Přečíst celý »What Not to Say in the Workplace
— I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.— I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.— I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.— I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.— It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular …
Přečíst celý »West Virginia’s Yearly Confusion
Q: What is the most confusing day in West Virginia?A: Father’s Day.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Ocean
Yo’ Mama is so skanky, if you put your ear to her butt, you can hear the ocean.
Přečíst celý »Wendy Liebman: Prince Charles
Doesn’t Prince Charles look like somebody kissed a frog and it didn’t change all the way?
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Jumpstart
Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Přečíst celý »We Cause Blindness
How do you make a woman blind? Put a windshield in front of her!
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Hoe Down
Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she went to a hoe down and dropped to the floor.
Přečíst celý »Ways to Say “He’s Dumb”
1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. 2. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead. 3. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. 4. Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor. 5. Forgot to pay his brain …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Asked to Leave
Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
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