Q: What do you call a virgin from Kentucky?A: An only child.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got more crack than a drug dealer.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she holds onto quarters tightly in case the the eagles on them fly away.
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My fellow men and women in other cars — I’m calling them horrible names. Sometimes I think I’m losing my mind. I think this cannot be rational behavior. I mean, is it rational to cast dispersions on the man’s intelligence in the car in front of me and then accuse …
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Přečíst celý »Keira Knightley Doesn’t Exist
Q: How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn’t exist?A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cook Book
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets turned on reading a cook book.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, “fat” is a compliment.
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They’ve opened up a new casino for people on welfare. When you put a food stamp in the slot machine and it lands on three babies, you win a block of cheese!
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