Insult Jokes

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

Google’s awesome because on Google, you can just type in anything and get it wrong, and it knows what you meant. It’s like psychic, right? Like two weeks ago, I typed in ‘How do you make cupcakes?,’ and it said, ‘Do you mean “How do you know if you’re gay?”‘

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the Coast Guard keeps a log of her bath times.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought she could read minds when she got PMS.

I don’t mind fat people, I just don’t like fat people that try to pretend that one part of their body’s fat. Like my Aunt Sara’s like that. I’ll be like, ‘Hey, Aunt Sara, you want a piece of this cake?’ She’ll be like, ‘I can’t have that cake. It’ll …

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she bleeds chocolate milk.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.

They got all these new drunk driving tests, these sophisticated tests, breathalyzers. I got pulled over in deep rural, backwoods Kentucky. They don’t have sophisticated tests for drunk driving there. They just pulled out a wallet-sized photo of Rosie O’Donnell. They’re like, ‘Is she attractive?’

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her chins rest on her ankles.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and she chose Jif.