Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she heard it was chilly out, she ran outside with a spoon.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a penny in a gumball machine and waited for change.
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He reminds me of the kid in fifth grade who reminded the teacher she forgot to give the homework.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she masturbates to a naked picture of Chef Boyardee.
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He’s your basic dad: he has no idea what’s going on. He’s never done any drugs, but he’s burnt beyond recognition.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t fit in a chat room.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
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The first time I ever saw Boy George was on MTV, and I thought to myself, ‘Now there is a — I don’t know. What the hell is that?’ Let’s be honest, Boy George makes Michael Jackson look like the Marlboro Man.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she stepped on my cat’s tail, and now I call him “Beaver.”
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
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