Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she waxed her modem to try to make it faster.
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My girlfriend wanted to go to a poetry reading the other night. I said, ‘How about if we just break up?’
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bronzer
Yo’ Mama’s so fat, she doesn’t use bronzer — she uses Mop n’ Glo.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Mirror
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Přečíst celý »John Mendoza: Kids Suck
Kids suck. I hate kids. They’re like old people with energy.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Break It Up
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, “Hey you guys, break it up!”
Přečíst celý »John Mendoza: Good to Be Stupid
How many people here are stupid? It’s good to be stupid. It takes a lot of pressure off you. You do something wrong — ‘What are you, stupid?’ ‘Yeah.’
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Both Sides
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Menopause
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the DVD player.
Přečíst celý »John Fox: Changing the Light Bulb
She’s not that bright. She calls me up yesterday, ‘John, the light bulb in the bathroom burned out. I don’t know how to change it.’ I said, ‘First, you fill the tub with water.’
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